[introducing people to skulduggery pleasant characters] and this is my son, dexter vex, he is 400 years old and likes it in the ass

filed under:     ABOUT ME,     DEXTER VEX,


is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

filed under:     me,
Back To Earth (feat. Fall Out Boy) by Steve Aoki



The official version of the track Fall Out Boy and Steve Aoki: «Back To Earth» album «Neon Future I»

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this song makes me want climb a mountain, jump off and do a sweet ollie into an airbase, steal a helicopter, fly into the exosphere, jump out while setting it on fire, parachute into a bank and rob it and backflip out because FUCK IM SO HYPED

filed under:     tunes,     nice,


do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

filed under:     me,     i identify w this so much,

filed under:     me,

Pulp Fiction and Inglourious Basterds
by Peter Strain

filed under:     pulp fiction,     inglourious basterds,     art,     drugs /,

filed under:     gamora,     gotg,

send me an age and i’ll tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old

filed under:     hey nice,     ask meme,


*owns bad people at a video game* *looks at sky* god, why did you make me so talented and good looking?

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