[introducing people to skulduggery pleasant characters] and this is my son, dexter vex, he is 400 years old and likes it in the ass
is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
*owns bad people at a video game* *looks at sky* god, why did you make me so talented and good looking?